Buffalo Bills
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"Bills News So Fake You'd Swear Four Super Bowls In A Row Was Fulfilling Enough."
1020 3040 50 4030 2010
Buffalo Bills
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Bills Mafia table-jumping injury report once again longer than the actual roster injury report Buffalo snowfall declared official thirteenth defender, shovel crews granted honorary jersey numbers Highmark Stadium tailgate temperature drops low enough to count as a personal achievement Fans reaffirm undying loyalty despite the franchise's well-documented gift for late-game heartbreak Bills Mafia charitable donations once again exceed several teams' entire marketing budgets combined Bills Mafia table-jumping injury report once again longer than the actual roster injury report Buffalo snowfall declared official thirteenth defender, shovel crews granted honorary jersey numbers Highmark Stadium tailgate temperature drops low enough to count as a personal achievement Fans reaffirm undying loyalty despite the franchise's well-documented gift for late-game heartbreak Bills Mafia charitable donations once again exceed several teams' entire marketing budgets combined

Josh Files Report Record Visitor Traffic This Season

Curators describe interest as 'well-earned, honestly.'

Four And Out Column Renewed Despite Ongoing Reader Complaints About The Title

Editors describe the renewal as 'thematically consistent, if nothing else.'

Highmark Dispatch Confirms Stadium Still Standing, Still Cold

Structural engineers call the finding 'reassuring, if unremarkable.'

Front Office Insists Bills Are 'In On Everybody' This Offseason

The phrase has now been issued across multiple frigid winters.

Head Coach Praises Offense's 'Rhythm' Following A Three-And-Out

He confirmed the rhythm was, at minimum, present.

Rookie Stunned By Turnout At A Snow-Adjacent Walkthrough

Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about the cold.

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